Toolmate

Toolmate is the word used to describe a roommate who is a giant tool (usually in college). A toolmate will have no opinion of there own but will say shit that they deem as cool but will generally be very poorly received by an audience. They often give off a good first impression but after around a week they begin to show how much of a tool they really are and they drive people insane.

Example 1.

Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.

Large group of people: .........

Example 2.

Toolmate: dude can i borrow your car i want to take a girl downtown.

roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?

toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first car was a stick shift.

roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that car?

toolmate: yeah dude. your point?

roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my car.

toolmate: OK dude be lame.

by roommate of toolmate August 29, 2009

TULUM-TOOLATE

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.

- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*

by sylar1 January 6, 2022

toolmaker

turning someone into a slave for your benefit. they control your actions, and give you limited freedom. the slaves of the toolmaker are referred to as tools.

ola was a toolmaker, and had several tools under her command.
your under the toolmakers command you moron.

by kool kids klan February 19, 2008

Toolmaker

One who creates tools and uses them to do his/her bidding. The said tools are controled by the maker and used to do tasks that no one would normally do for free.

Alex's influence as a toolmaker over her tools has weakened since her departure, and must find new willing people to become her tools.

by Johnny998 February 23, 2008

toolmaster

One who is proud of being the biggest jackass. Someone who imbraces being a tool.

Joe is such a asstard, he calls himself the toolmaster.

by Rider Joe May 10, 2009

Toolmakerspebbledash

Accidental release because of an over enthusiastic fluffer toolmakerspebbledash.

My father was a fluffer and he was fired for making too many semi eruptions & toolmakerspebbledash messes.

by Wesley Mcstreeting February 8, 2023

TooLateNate

TooLateNate : A triple C-ed (CCC) Male individual who is laid back easy to talk to and light on the eyes. He is a motivator of everything and loves the color red. Women with blue hair who know him can't resist his handsome good looks and charm.

Damn check out that TooLateNate. He's one hell of a dude.

by Army329 January 17, 2023