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Toolster 

A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.
That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.
Toolster by D Goody November 26, 2009

Tongmaster General 

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.
Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

tokemasterflex 

1. (n) Someone who is a weed wizard and a cannabis captain.
2.(n) (ironic) Someone who starts smoking junior year of highschool and flexes on their snapchat thinking they are the shit, but in reality no body gives a shit.
1. Yo that guy has been smokin' since 8th grade cuh, he tokemasterflex bruh, a true weed wizzer.
2. Yo that ugly bitch acting like tokemasterflex on snap, but her ugly ass starting smoking senior year.
tokemasterflex by ganggang69gang August 4, 2018

toolmaker 

turning someone into a slave for your benefit. they control your actions, and give you limited freedom. the slaves of the toolmaker are referred to as tools.
ola was a toolmaker, and had several tools under her command.
your under the toolmakers command you moron.
toolmaker by kool kids klan February 19, 2008
A gentleman with a passion for watches and cars. He is of few words and a true lady’s man. Also a man who is true to his word.
That guy is a total Toomster
Toomster by John_007 August 13, 2019

toadmaster 

A big fat White man who says the N-word an excessive amount and still lives with his mother. He will spend his days masturbating and playing Xbox most likely battle royales and will be a sad fat man forever.
My mate is a real Toadmaster he's a real virgin
toadmaster by sphinx909 March 22, 2023
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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