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A gathering of two to five tools. See toolshed.
A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?

B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.
toolkit by Theo February 18, 2005
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Something I'm good at being. I also do toolbag, toolshed, toolbox, and tool factory just as well if somebody don't like tools.
Welcome to the tool factory, I see you brought the toolkit with you to hammer some nails back in their places.
Toolkit by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
The entire male gonad package.
I try to keep my toolkit healthy. I always use a rubber when I fuck.
toolkit by pentozali August 26, 2013

flying toolkit 

ive got 66 guns im a flying toolkit. see my red rolling gunsafe? thats a flying toolkit. totes.
flying toolkit by Cody5050 January 26, 2021

Okie tool kit 

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.
Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.
Okie tool kit by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

thunder mug tool kit 

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.
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