ToolBitch 

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.

"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."

ToolBitch by Glockmeister November 19, 2004

tootybitchaz 

when two men try to connect their penises by one slightly melted tootsie roll

last night was the great. I totally enacted the tootybitchaz with Michael, he totally won though :(

tootybitchaz by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

Tool Bitch

The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.

Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.

Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?

Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..

Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?

Me: My wrists.

Tool Bitch by cool cool. April 16, 2010

Trombitch

A trombone playing bitch, or a wet guy

Billy is such a trombitch he can’t even pull

Trombitch by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021

Tool Bitch

Its what you are when your friend is doing all the hard work and keeps asking you to grab them tools (IE: assistant, item- fetcher)

Hey Tool Bitch, grab me a 2mm socket and a beer.

Tool Bitch by Cam114 December 27, 2025

Tombitch 

A man, usually named Thomas, or Tom who is generally an all round bitch

That wanker, he’s an absolute *Tombitch*

Tombitch by Archthewritter August 1, 2018

Gianna toebitch 

Gotta love her... she will scream at you and call you a whore.... she things she’s an amazing friend but it’s all a joke,., she’s agains gays !!

Gianna toebitch is my goal in life

Gianna toebitch by Bobculca January 10, 2019