A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.
"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."
by Glockmeister November 20, 2004