Tooliosis

The common disease of being a tool.

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.

by jamodie August 10, 2009

Tooliosis

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.

Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.

by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011

Trolliosis

Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.

Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!

Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?

by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011

Toeliosis

When a person has ugly, crooked toes that cross over each other

OMG, Dude!! You have toeliosis!!

by DavidinKY April 22, 2011

Fooliosis

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.

"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."

by nbolser July 3, 2005

kooliosis

in an extreamly cool manner or describing something really cool

He said he had a great weekend. I then exclaimed,"thats kooliosis!"

by maleste January 20, 2008

cooliosis

when ur reallyyyyy cool but u also got scoliosis.

dude #1: "aw man I wish I never had scoliosis."
dude #2: "dude thats so cooliosis, I have scoliosis tooo."

by imCoOLioSis May 30, 2019