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Tooliosis
Tooliosis by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011
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Tooliosis • Toeliosis • cooliosis • kooliosis • Trolliosis • Fooliosis • Toliosi • Tombiosis • Toolitis • Tool Assisted
Trolliosis
Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.
Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!
Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?
Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?
Trolliosis by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011
Toeliosis
Fooliosis
“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.
kooliosis
cooliosis
dude #1: "aw man I wish I never had scoliosis."
dude #2: "dude thats so cooliosis, I have scoliosis tooo."
dude #2: "dude thats so cooliosis, I have scoliosis tooo."
cooliosis by imCoOLioSis May 30, 2019
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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