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Tombiosis 

An interaction with what was once alive, but now dead with life being removed.

Beginning the process of deterioration/decomposition of a newly buried body.
Poor Steve. It is very tragic what happened to him. Let his body be unharmed during tombiosis.

George Washington's body has been buried in the ground for a great while now. The tombiosis is done. He is a monument of old bones.
Tombiosis by Hidn07 September 21, 2025
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coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.
A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

Toeliosis 

When a person has ugly, crooked toes that cross over each other
OMG, Dude!! You have toeliosis!!
Toeliosis by DavidinKY April 22, 2011

Zombiosis 

Zombiosis is the process of becoming a zombie. Zombiosis usually involves death in one of the following ways, though not exclusively:

1.a-The individual dies and rises again as a zombie through coincidental means such as proximity to a biological lab or meaningful date (Halloween, midnight, etc).
b-The individual dies and is resurrected as a zombie by a shaman, scientist or other meaningful (though usually malicious) individual.
c-The individual rises for purposes of plot and/or action in a larger story.
2. The individual dies of natural causes, but was posthumously infected and rises as a zombie.
3.a-The individual dies of the infection itself and rises as a zombie.
b-In some cases, the infection never kills the individual (see 28 days later).

A fourth and irregular clause is if the individual is born as a zombie, usually due to an infection of the mother (see Dawn of the Dead).

In order to distinguish zombies from other varieties of active dead they must have corporeal bodies and must be human. In some incidences animals have been infected (see Dawn of the Dead), though these can't be considered true zombies. There is much debate over whether or not a zombie has to have completely died for the zombiosis to have taken effect, though in such films as 28 Days Later the individuals were described as 'filled with rage'. In modern horror movies, mentioning the 'Z' word is considered by some a faux pas.

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See also: zombie, undead, living dead, zombiology, zombification, zombified,
'Joel was unable to speak as zombiosis took hold of him.'
Zombiosis by Dr. Prion, Ph.D September 18, 2008
The act of being a self-indulgent person who spends time avoiding work or other useful activity: bum, drone, good-for-nothing, idler, layabout, loafer.
that guy is really lazy, must have a tomosis cause he is always lazing around his couch watching TV!
tomosis by Steve A Strizer October 2, 2006

tomboyish 

A type of identification used to describe someone who is typically female more comfortable in men's clothing but still embraces her feminity. Also a clothing line and lifestyle movement created by Ari Fitz.
I'm not a femme or a stud, I consider myself more tomboyish
tomboyish by BreMarie March 31, 2016

Tooliosis 

The common disease of being a tool.
Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.
Tooliosis by jamodie August 10, 2009