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Definition:
1. Slang term used in place of 'goodbye'. Often affectionately followed by the word 'cunt'.
2. To leave to go somewhere else.
3. To disappear or vanish
'I'm leaving.... toods'
'What time are we toodsing?'
'Where did my jumper toods to?'
toods by Moo December 6, 2004
Related Words
A great and caring man, A genuine friend, And very Charming, One might say they are... Handsome
Ah, toods, how wonderful

I really want to see more of toods

I love toods so much!
Toods by Furry Reporter March 8, 2022

Toods My Dudes 

A contraction of "toodles my dudes", "toods my dudes" is a declaration of intended departure from a social gathering containing one or more dudes or dudettes.

Alternate usage, "toodles my doodles" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
"Toods my dudes!"
Toods My Dudes by Hefty Waft January 18, 2023
Toddslop are poorly made, buggy video games that Todd Howard either directs or advertises. They will also need a ton of mods in order to start playing even somewhat like an ordinary video game.
I will not play Starfield, It's just another toddslop. Remember how Fallout 76 played.
Toddslop by hodtoward September 6, 2023

Toolster 

A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.
That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.
Toolster by D Goody November 26, 2009

gook toons 

Grandpa: "Quit watchin yer damn gook toons!"

Kid: "It's anime grandpa! And it's not a cartoon!"
gook toons by Zurgo Sergal August 4, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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