Toadsworth 

The old guy who follows princess peach around. He is a member of the Toad race. Each toad has a mushroom head, but since Toadsworth is very old his head is grey. He is princess's peach escort and appears in a number of videogames.

However. most of the time when something pad happens (for example princess peach gets captured) he just stands there and tells someone (like mario) to go out and rescue her.

Any way. he is a pretty cool character who also always carries a staff around, though he has no physical strength he does provide from time to time a good dose of comic relief.

Toadsworth - "Oh no the princess was captured AGAIN by Bowser! Mario it is up to you to save her!"

Mario - "Let's-a-go!"

Toadsworth by GAMERS1234GO4321 October 17, 2009

Toadsworth

Toadsworth is a character from the “Super Mario” franchise. He has appeared in several installments of the franchise, but his most notable appearance was in the GameCube hit, “Super Mario Sunshine”. He is often always by princess peaches side in his appearances. He is often regarded by many people, even you, (yes, YOU.) As the must the most “tuff” character in video game history.

He hasn’t appeared in a Mario game for almost a decade, and many toadsworth fans online have expressed their disappointment.

Do better Nintendo.

“Look out boys don’t touch that stuff!” -Toadsworth

“Yo that’s so tuff, but not as tuff as toadsworth” -some random dude who knows ball

Toadsworth by a_guy521 February 7, 2026

Turdsworth 

Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.

Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.

Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"

Frank: "How did you know?"

Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."

Frank: "I love you".

Graham: "What?"

Frank: "Nothing".

Turdsworth by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015

Tadworth 

The slummy pit of Tadworth. The home to ‘wannabe gangsters’ who sell chopped up grass for a living. A place where dog shite (or even human) being positioned beneath your shoe is casual. Where teenagers who decide to steal 5 pence sweets from the local off-licensed shop, which is owned by the local Ponjabi Pedophile. Rats roam the streets eating the local cats and Pikey dads steal dogs from the local park to surprise their fucked up children.

Person 1: Wow, you smell like fish and dog shite

Person 2: I belong to Tadworth, “bruv”

Tadworth by Local Pedophile hunter November 19, 2019

Turdsworth 

1. A person who is of equal or less importance to a turd.
2. A person who smells like shit
3. Asians
4. A person who steps in shit

' Ha! you fucking turdsworth '
' Jon, your a turdsworth '

Rob: 'Oi Jon, i heard your mom stepped in shit'
Jon: 'Yeah she did'
Rob: 'Turdsworth'

Turdsworth by The.Angry.Dwarf December 2, 2009