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Too Human 

1. Sequel to Duke Nukem Forever.

2. A videogame by Silicon Knights that was announced at the 1999 E3 for the original PlayStation, then moved to the Nintendo GameCube, was cancelled, announced again, and is currently in line to be released for the Xbox 360. No release date is known.
1.
"Is that <insert item here> been delayed AGAIN?! Will it come bundled with Too Human? (for use only when "Will it come bundled with Duke Nukem Forever?" has already been used by another posterin the current thread on your favourite forum).

2.
"Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed so many time, one might think it will be relased together with Too Human!"
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boys are humans too 

Something to say to hypocritical girls, who think every thing a boy does is wrong, even when they do it themselves or to girls who cry when someone doesn’t like them back, but acts cold-hearted to people who do like her.
“Stephane keeps indirect tweeting about Jimmy not liking her back, but she also doesn’t care about Bob’s feelings towards her. Damn, Boys are humans too”

Where does HUMANITY go too far?

Because it's isn't just the political left or right that goes too far
Iam "Hmm... Where does HUMANITY go too far?.... Conceptually... Oh! That's it! With the imposition of universalized ethical systems! That's it! Because the woke have this incoherent ethical system that is (in abstraction) everything they hate about their perceived enemies. But this comes in direct response and exists in direct opposition to the imposition of the religious ethical system. And it isn't necessarily the ethical system that is the problem, rather, the imposition from the various rat-kings. Why? Because to do so would constitute imitating the creature. You are not creature. Imitating the creature (with the exception of creation (and even that can go too far (as we can see in the Tower of Babel story))) = wrong. 100% of the time."

Hym "Eh, I would have said 'with their very filthy-monkey existence' but I suppose that makes sense" 🤷

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie
Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026