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tongue job 

when a dude sticks his tongue up a pussy
"i gave mary the best tongue job last nite"
tongue job by Robb May 24, 2003

tongue job 

a tongue job (TJ) is when a woman pleasures a man's penis with only their tongue. If penis touches lip or cheek, it has now become a blow job.
Guy #1:Did you see H-Money doin' work on that mans dick?
Guy #2: Ya, i don't think his cock ever touched the inside of his mouth.
Guy #3: Ya, they call that a tongue job.

Tongue-Job

1. The act of giving your partner's tongue a blow-job

2. Sucking on a tongue like it is a dick
Guy 1: Yo, I just got back from making out with my girl friend for the first time!!

Guy 2: Really??? how was it?

Guy 1: It was awesome. And she gave me a tongue-job!!
Tongue-Job by Xennius September 24, 2011

Tacoma Tongue Job 

When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.
I made the bitch give me a Tacoma Tongue Job and she loved it.
Tacoma Tongue Job by Tant Lover November 11, 2006

Tonguejoy 

A micro vibrator for oral sex. Invented right here in the USA this micro massager is made for oral sex. It attaches to the tongue either with a barbell if your tongue is pierced or a comfortable band. It also has other sized bands for your finger and penis. It has batteries so this can last a long time unlike other adult toy products that are for a one time use. Innovative. It is the only adult toy that holds all Patents for Oral vibrations! Creative and super cool! www.tonguejoy.com
To spice up our love life my partner and I are playing with tonguejoy these days...
Tonguejoy by TONGUEJOY May 9, 2013

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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