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tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.
Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.
tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes 

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.
Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.
Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

WTF Tomato 

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.
WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.
WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009

Tomato town 

The town of one of the most horrific massacres to have ever taken place in US history. The town was relatively small, everyone knew each other, and the town had a close knit community and was generally welcoming. On the day of the tragedy, it started off like no other. People were heading to work, children to school, the regular cycle of everyday life. At approximately 11 AM, the electrical supply went out and the entire town went into a blackout. Nobody knew exactly what was happening, and some suggested that there was some sort of problem in the electrical grid, but little did anyone know what was to come next. The power supply had been blown out by an unidentifiable figure. Shortly after at 11:15, 3 explosions went off in the town center. The people began to panic and scattered in a frenzy as shortly after, gunfire would start to ring out throughout the crowd. Another explosion went off, this time larger than the previous 3. However, everything ended as soon as it started. In only a matter of 20 minutes, 10 people in total were killed, and 45 others were lightly or critically injured, many of which who would succumb to their wounds shortly after. The perpetrator disappeared rather quickly, as a nationwide manhunt was issued for the man responsible. Not that long later, the perpetrator known as “fortnite kid” was brought into custody and sent to stand before the jury, and was given the death penalty by lethal injection.
Oh my god, I just heard that there was an attack on tomato town! Some sources are saying the town was almost entirely wiped out!
Tomato town by Japnut March 14, 2021

Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje

One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices
This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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