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Tomarquis 

The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.
"Have you seen Tomarquis and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."
Tomarquis by TGTOXIC November 20, 2021
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TomCruiser

N: Someone who uses the act of jumping on couches in the courting process.
V: The act of jumping on a couch to court or woo a potential mate.
N: "Dude, Billy is such a TomCruiser, he just jumped on my couch to fuck my sister."
V: "Dude, Billy just TomCruised all over your couch!"
TomCruiser by TheConseravtiveCat December 6, 2005

tomcruisetall

Someone who is the same height as Tom Cruise or shorter
Man that dude is tomcruisetall he’ll never reach the sink
tomcruisetall by gregtime777 July 17, 2019

tomcruisecool 

The feeling you get after watching Mission Impossible 1, MI2, and MI3, that anything is possible, despite some glaring scientific impossibility. For example, in MI2, Tom Cruise is shown scaling a 350,000 foot mountain without any climbing aids and with his almost bare hands. But he does it and acts cool when he reaches the top. Also can come from watching Top Gun.
That Mission Impossible 3 movie makes me want to go all cocky and cool at the same time, like tomcruisecool cocky and cool, but I know that's not going to happen because I'll probably break a leg in the process.
tomcruisecool by lexnex May 12, 2009

TomCruiseTurtle

The result of lots of hard work put in to creating one of the best gamer tags in the world too bad for the creators it did not make it but can still be found playing games to this day unless its like a super long time after this definition i posted.

It can be mistaken for TomCruiseDick
You were killed by TomCruiseTurtle" "ahh damnit...... hehe
TomCruiseTurtle by TomCruiseTurtle September 7, 2010

tomcruisery 

like tomfoolery, but with reflector sunglasses and jaw implants so you look super serious when you clench your teeth and your butt jaws flex.
Enough with your tomcruisery! No one likes volleyball that much. Let's go yoloing.

Night falls upon South Beach and a fleet of bros descends upon the strip, engaging in acts of tomcruisery, replete with popped collars and flawless windmill high fives.
tomcruisery by tbonesex August 7, 2015
Often has the best steals in the city
Woah I wish I could buy that absolute steal that is tarquis's tesla.
tarquis by Tarquis October 1, 2020