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Thomcruiseingus 

the act of fingering ones own anus.
CC was found in the act of Thomcruiseingus
Thomcruiseingus by david kondrat October 13, 2006

tomcruisetall

Someone who is the same height as Tom Cruise or shorter
Man that dude is tomcruisetall he’ll never reach the sink
tomcruisetall by gregtime777 July 17, 2019

Tom cruiser 

its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.
dude, my stick is so sticky today after my girlfriend did a tom cruiser last night
Tom cruiser by fratbro69 October 31, 2011

tomcruisecool 

The feeling you get after watching Mission Impossible 1, MI2, and MI3, that anything is possible, despite some glaring scientific impossibility. For example, in MI2, Tom Cruise is shown scaling a 350,000 foot mountain without any climbing aids and with his almost bare hands. But he does it and acts cool when he reaches the top. Also can come from watching Top Gun.
That Mission Impossible 3 movie makes me want to go all cocky and cool at the same time, like tomcruisecool cocky and cool, but I know that's not going to happen because I'll probably break a leg in the process.
tomcruisecool by lexnex May 12, 2009

tomcruisery 

like tomfoolery, but with reflector sunglasses and jaw implants so you look super serious when you clench your teeth and your butt jaws flex.
Enough with your tomcruisery! No one likes volleyball that much. Let's go yoloing.

Night falls upon South Beach and a fleet of bros descends upon the strip, engaging in acts of tomcruisery, replete with popped collars and flawless windmill high fives.
tomcruisery by tbonesex August 7, 2015

TomCruiseTurtle

The result of lots of hard work put in to creating one of the best gamer tags in the world too bad for the creators it did not make it but can still be found playing games to this day unless its like a super long time after this definition i posted.

It can be mistaken for TomCruiseDick
You were killed by TomCruiseTurtle" "ahh damnit...... hehe
TomCruiseTurtle by TomCruiseTurtle September 7, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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