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like tomfoolery, but with reflector sunglasses and jaw implants so you look super serious when you clench your teeth and your butt jaws flex.
Enough with your tomcruisery! No one likes volleyball that much. Let's go yoloing.

Night falls upon South Beach and a fleet of bros descends upon the strip, engaging in acts of tomcruisery, replete with popped collars and flawless windmill high fives.
by tbonesex July 16, 2015
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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