tbonesex's definitions

tomcruisery

like tomfoolery, but with reflector sunglasses and jaw implants so you look super serious when you clench your teeth and your butt jaws flex.

Enough with your tomcruisery! No one likes volleyball that much. Let's go yoloing.

Night falls upon South Beach and a fleet of bros descends upon the strip, engaging in acts of tomcruisery, replete with popped collars and flawless windmill high fives.

by tbonesex August 7, 2015

friendiloquent

friendships made entirely on boasting and arrogance

Paul and Mike are total friendiloquent bros. Every conversation is like this:

Paul: "Ho there Mike! Behold, my noble steed rides full gallop yonder way!

Mike: "Ah, good sir. It does indeed! But fix thine eyes nigh! My mare doth leap the hurdles!"

by tbonesex November 20, 2013