tarquis 

Often has the best steals in the city

Woah I wish I could buy that absolute steal that is tarquis's tesla.

tarquis by Tarquis October 1, 2020

Tarquinius

When a person conducts themselves in the most exemplary way possible. The person will be very toff-like.

A person rowing across a lake with arms flailing and un-coordinated, would be the opposite of someone executing the action in a tarquinius fashion. A tarquinius rower would not only display exemplary rowing skills, but will also be wearing only the finest attire and will be outstandingly groomed.

Tarquinius by CD463 April 25, 2013

Tarquill 

A skillful social chameleon who unfortunately lacks any form of communication skills. Tarquills can be found in many bars throughout the world. Distinguished from other humans by their behaviour they can normally be found sidling up to a medium or large group of friends and without communicating directly with the members, they appear to the rest of the bar to be one of the group. In this way they can effectively disguise themselves and perform their normal behaviour of nursing one beer throughout the entire evening.

On rare occasions they can be found performing the tarquill mating dance. This is only speculation as it has never been observed to actually work. The dance involves the tarquill repeatedly moving moving one bodily appendage at a time in some sort or rhythm together with the ambient local noise and finished by a "special move". For example a repeating tapping foot followed by a repeating nodding head followed by a one fingered hand point.

Tarquills are difficult for the untrained eye to detect and are most commonly observed looking gormless in the background of photos taken the night before.

Check out that tarquill over there.
Watch out mate, you're being tarquilled!

Tarquill by Mark Eley June 28, 2008

Tarquin Wagemaker 

Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.

She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker

Tarquin Wagemaker by Kç!R£Ð September 5, 2011

tarquini 

Known to roam Eastern Europe and the Americas. A natural born killer who can't be stopped once he has caught the scent of his prey. Easily identified by soulless eyes and a devastatingly obvious lack of emotion. Be vary cautious if contact is unavoidable.

That boy is a tarquini...it's best you stay away.

tarquini by BewareTheStare September 28, 2010

turquish snowcone 

Similar to a stone cold susan, except instead of numbng the anus you numb the vaginal area(clitoris, cervix, labia, etc.) and then eat out. Lesbian couples can 69 if they wish.

Taken from Deuce Bigelo: European Gigolo

The clock strikes 1 am. He takes 3 icecubes from the icebox and felt the coldness in his hands. She heard him approach and prepared for his love. He slowly rubbed the ice from between her creamy breasts, down her abdomine, and into her juicy vagina. He numbed her and seduced her with his words. She moaned and cried out when his warm tongue made contact with her womanhood. He ate her out until she spurted into his mouth, then he takes her over and over agian. The moaning and groaning continues with the rhythm of her pounding. They both thoroughly enjoyed a turquish snowcone.

turquish snowcone by annonamoose July 6, 2006

Tarquins 

Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.

Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.

Coldplay and Keane are all Tarquins.

Tarquins by MrSmiff August 26, 2009