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Toilet song 

A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂

#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
Toilet song by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019
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Skibidi Toilet Rizz song 

A new type of brainrot, now it is also spread through songs

Lankybox made this brainrot, THE ULTIMATE BRAINROT.

PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN. DONT LET THEM SEE SKIBIDI TOILET. Its the last hope of the Alpha generation. THE LAST HOPE OF HUMANITY
Skibidi Toilet Rizz song:

Verse 1
I show meat, to make you feel the beat
Skibidi Toilet Garten of Banban rizz
Sigma, rizz
That's a W right there
That’s not, very sigma of you
Brrr skibidi dop dop dop dop dop yes yes
Skibidi dop uh… di
Di, I have no rizz levels
Here in Genshin Impact, I don't touch grass
Yeah, yeah

Verse 2
Guys, what one is your favorite?
Huggy Wuggy, Seek, Scary Blue
Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab
Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude
And, um, yeah, Snow Sеline, Banbalina
Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and Awesomе Huggy Wuggy
This is, uh, me but, I don't like really wanna use it
Um, Blue, and uh, I mean, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy
Um, Choo Choo Charles, right
Boxy Boo but like, not evil
And we have Evil Boxy Boo
We have oink, oink, oink
We have Creepy Green
We have um, Huggy, Huggy, Happy Wuggy
Look at how happy he is
And here we have uh, what the hell?
We have, uh, what the hell?
We have, uh, what the hell?
We have um, we have um, what the hell?
Nobody cares Huggy Wuggy
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The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
The Toliet Song by Telephony November 1, 2015

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026