Toilet roll

A word to call a friend

Skitz see his man "Ay yo wagwan my toilet roll

Toilet roll by Steve_jobs1654iu6538 August 25, 2017

Toilet Roll

Offensive word in Scottish slang.

You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.

Toilet Roll by Petunia Highhorse June 8, 2024

toilet roll chupacabra 

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

toilet roll chupacabra by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Toilet Roll Panic 

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.

Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.

Toilet Roll Panic by KevinHK February 16, 2020

Toilet Roll Test 

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

Toilet Roll Test by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

rest of the toilet roll 

A sort of expression that is said in certain families that usually mean a very short period of time, because one or more family members use a very excessive amount of toilet paper.

Joe: I bought some bacon. Gonna be delicious
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.

rest of the toilet roll by Therarpar January 7, 2012

The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.

Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 by KevinHK February 16, 2020