Toilet Flush

In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.

"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"

by Ace Binkley August 24, 2005

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Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.

She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.

by Anal Reign January 28, 2021

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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

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flush toilet syndrome

1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people

2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet

3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud

"i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"

by Dan Bennellick March 28, 2008

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dual-flush toilet

A dual-flush toilet is a water-saving loo designed by eco-conscious Aussies. Unlike American toilets, which fill the bowl after flushing, Aussie loos have a cistern (tank) which fills instead. A half flush uses half the water in the cistern, a full flush uses all the water in the cistern. A half-flush is designed for number 1s, a full-flush for number 2s...or by those who use excessive amounts of loo paper. The capacity of cisterns has decreased over the years, in an attempt to decrease water usage in Aussie homes. Decades of drought (and in many cases, severe water restrictions for the past 5 years) have inspired (and forced) many Aussies to find ways of reducing the amount of water they use, and water-efficient dual-flush toilets are just one tactic employed.

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "What's wrong with the toilet? There's only a little bit of water in the bottom of the bowl."

Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"

Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"

Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."

Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."

by TrekBec February 4, 2010

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