Toidy is baby talk for (that is, a mispronunciation of) the word "dirty." The word is frequently associated with toilets, child defecation, and, by extension, the genitals. When an infant innocently plays with its feces or genitals, parents may implore the child to stop, saying "Dirty! That's dirty." The child mimics the parent's word, "dirty," but, lacking full and proper pronunciation, it sounds like "toidy."

As a little boy, I thought the word for penis was "toidy" because every time I touched my privates, my Dad would say "Stop it. That's toidy!"

Toidy by Decorticator October 4, 2018

Related Words

toidy • tidy • toady • toid • toddy • tody • toidi • tondy • tidy whities • toity

Toidy

To use the toilet...Passive verb

Mom to toddler "Do you need to go toidy?"

Toidy by M.T.Schell October 25, 2022

Tidy Firm

When two groups of pals come together to make an even better group of mates! making it a Tidy Firm. The Tidy Firm first originated in 2010 from two firms on Canvey Island. The Dark Island Firm and the Diablos. When these two firms collide to make one it makes an extremely Tidy Firm.

I hear the Tidy Firm are hitting Magaz this year?

Tidy Firm by yeeehhhhh rrrooooyyyyy March 11, 2011

boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

toddy smith

hunk

just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny

toddy smith by sierrallen June 19, 2017

toidiot

A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.

Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot

toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026