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A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.
Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot
toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009
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absolute idiot who quacks like a duck
Idiot backwards is 'toidi'
For example- Tejal is so toidi that she failed the blood test.
When you can't simply say idiot to prove someone's an idiot, just say toidi and expect their face to show confusion! (Toy-dee)
God you are such a toidi.

That man over there is an enormous toidi

Toidi's these days...
Toidi by avenga December 31, 2013
A word to describe the exaggeration or over the top nature of and action of situation.
e.g. 1 -

John: (bumps into Mark)

Mark: What the fuck John (pushes John into the wall)
David: (just observed this) Mark that was such a tidif you should probably apologise to John.

e.g. 2 -
Japan attacking Sydney Harbour in World War 2 was a bit of a tidif.
Tidif by Tommy Badger August 15, 2017
-extreme over-exaggeration; to describe something and go completely over the top; turning a mole hill into a mountain; telling stories with added information to make them sound more outrageous; total embellishment; an overstatement.
Sheila saw a guy with long hair across the street.

Sheila: "I JUST SAW FABIO!!!!" (seemingly believing herself)

friend: "really?! or did you just toddify that?"
toddify by Philo Beulah August 23, 2011

tidifarticus

A small person, otherwise known as "tidi", that farts.
Sam:*fart*
Joe:"Well Samuel looks as though we've encountered the meaning of tidifarticus!"
tidifarticus by Me Ol' Chip 'n Beans September 7, 2007
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