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Sharting is so tofup. So are deez nuts.
Tofup by $har Ting October 8, 2016
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toluptuous vitties 

An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.
Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
toluptuous vitties by Aandy August 10, 2008

almond tofu 

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.
Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?
almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021

tofu project 

A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.
"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)
tofu project by Bezzle Bedeviled March 27, 2020
A semi-popular animator who is very uptight about everything they do, if they get inspired or copy things its fine but if you do it. They will literally call you racist (even if they are racist themselveslol), and will out you to their white knight fans who will harass you and they will be like "woah, how'd that happened?! But it ain't my fault even tho I have a public blacklist.." they are also a believer of color picking, inspiration as being being, Artstyle theft(yes you read that right.) and copying if you have the same wings as their oc. They also color pick but they have a double standard if they do it it's fine, they also copy ocs but won't admitted to it even when confronted. And they will go on a blocking spread because they are a coward lol, and have their white knights and friends 'call you out' and cry about it on their socials, this is why no one likes you. And also their artstyle have been improving backwards as of late. And will blacklist you for kinning a mlp character because their the only one who can do that.
"person 1: I just got blocked by tofubee and I don't know why?"
"Person 2: it is because you have the same name as their oc and it made them uncomfortable, and being uncomfortable is like killing a person for these zgen-er"
Tofubee by Zzzzzzdude October 30, 2022
The pursuit of true joy. Focused on cosmic experiences found through performing tasks that exclusively aimed towards pleasing the soul and mind.
What a wild child, he must be a follower of Tofuism.
Tofuism by kingtofuu January 17, 2020

Toupaïegender 

Toupaïegender (often abbreviated to toupaïe) is a gender for people who identify with the term "toupaïe" which is derived from "top" and means "the highest point", basically is a gender identity for people who feel extremely unsure about their gender identity but have come a long way into their questioning and do not identify to the gender binary.
The usual pronouns used by toupaïegenders are toup/toupa/toupelf (same order as they/them/themselves).
Person1: "I'm worried over Fatima, she's being questioning for some time now and hasn't come to a conclusion yet."
Person2: "Toup now identify as toupaïegender, I'm glad for toupa toup are at one with toupelf."
Toupaïegender by AnneWorldEater February 6, 2022
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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