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Toetastic 

A word describing something that is equal to or exceeding the quality of a toe
It would be so Toetastic if you could cut your toenails before the event starts
Toetastic by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

Texas toe tap

When a person keeps on dancing around the truth to matter even though the truth is known by the other party
Dam that bitch did the Texas toe tap all night, how dumb could she be
Texas toe tap by H. Caradine July 5, 2011

Toetastic 

A fantastic toe

Of happy toe origin
It would be so toetastic if you would paint your toenails
Toetastic by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

dio tostapane 

Che cazzo fai, dio tostapane?

what the fuck are you doing, god toaster?

Mi hanno escluso dalla chat, dio tostapane!

they banned me off the chat, god toaster!
dio tostapane by porcaccioddio September 6, 2011

toe tap a flea 

Definition 1: A form of typo from, "bon appetit"

Definition 2: (verb) to eat
Meme: "Cooking my girl spag eddie. Toe tap a flea."

"Hey, let's go toe tap a flea." or "I'm finna toe tap a flea." or "Leave me alone. I'm trying to toe tap a flea."
toe tap a flea by MusicalPanda985 December 24, 2016
Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross
Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol
Toetard by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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