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Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross
Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol
Toetard by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019
Words you can keep
A person who is either a tiny bit or to much retarded.
That tetard really was having fun throwing those sticks at the wall.
Tetard by Tardwrangler_5000 July 12, 2018
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Pershing Square Tontine Holdings Ltd (PSTH) is a Shell Company that is scheduled to mate with an ICONIC UNICORN company. The leader of the Tontards is Wall Street legend Bill Ackman.

The loyal followers of this movement and investment vehicle are known as "Tontards".
The Tontards are over the moon with this iconic investment.
tontard by TranDong May 12, 2021

Tretardation 

The diagnosis of being tretarded; a twit; someone who tries too hard.
That Peter sure has tretardation!
Tretardation by Vodevil_666 September 17, 2018

Tomtarded 

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.
What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.
Tomtarded by kazeflame June 7, 2009
overgrown losers who appear to be mentally special but are just in need of some more common sense.
dont you think Logan is such a tretard!
tretard by operational! April 16, 2011
A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard
"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"
tomtard by DLnc February 22, 2008
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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