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Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross
Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol
Toetard by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019
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A person who is either a tiny bit or to much retarded.
That tetard really was having fun throwing those sticks at the wall.
Tetard by Tardwrangler_5000 July 12, 2018
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