Toesnails 

Snails in your toes

P1: your feet are nasty
P2: I know, I gotta get my toesnails removed

Toesnails by Toesnails12345 July 5, 2022

ingrown toenail 

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.

That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!

ingrown toenail by One painful thing December 28, 2005

lil toenail 

Lil toenail is a dude with a ski mask and finna finesse all your grandmas on the very same day your reading this. Good Luck ;)

Lil Toenail finna fuck all y'all grandmas

lil toenail by Lil Orgy August 14, 2017

Toenail Fairy 

An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.

MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy

Toenail Fairy by Yes Quintin it’s actually me November 6, 2019

Toms.Toenails 

A very awesome person who likes a blonde butt chin 😻

Person 1: have you heard of Toms.Toenails

Person 2: oh yeah they’re pretty epic

Toms.Toenails by Spys.Butterfly.Knife August 5, 2021

Toenail Diarrhea 

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.

Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.

Toenail Diarrhea by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010

cooler than the polar bear's toenail 

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

cooler than the polar bear's toenail by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004