Snails

The gullible rubes targeted by fake news.
Faux News shits in the bowl and the Snails gobble it up like it’s chocolate pudding.

Internet trolls are a problem. But the bigger problem is the mass of gullible bottom feeding Snails who feast on their shit.
by iKarma August 13, 2023
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Snails

Snails are a wonderful animal and they are the best.
“Wow, look at that group of snails on that tree.”
by The silver cat November 04, 2020
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Snail

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us
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Snailing

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
by Bertha1548 February 28, 2014
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snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.
After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.
by vastheman August 18, 2009
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snail

Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.
Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.
by snailfear April 17, 2011
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SNAILS

It's exam-time and the library is once again full of SNAILS. I can't get a fucking seat anywhere!
by Dal2010 April 11, 2010
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