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Toeman is the new word for a person with a toe fetish. Especially for people who like to suck toes, but then say they hate the look of toes. It is now a fandom on discord.
Person 1; "TOEMAN TO THE RESCUE. "
Person 2; "NOT THE TOEMAN. PLEASE. ANYONE BUT THEM"
Person 3; "SAVE ME TOEMAN"
Toeman by .osqueaker May 14, 2022

Terry Toeman

The Toeman is an urban myth. He is a foot loving man with intimidating green hair so he blends in with his surroundings. He is a very dominant person standing at 7’9 towering all the children he can get his grubby little hands on. He is very seductive and has many women at his disposal. He will grope and grab at your toes. Inventor of the tingers, he is top of the FBI most wanted. And you are at the top of his most wanted ;)
Woman “he is following me.”

Man “who is?”
Woman “Terry toeman.”
Woman *gets captured*
Taemin from SHINee is now a Taeman. Not a woman. He is also not innocent anymore. ACCEPT IT FOOLS.
*watching SHINee MV*
Person 1: Woah look at Taemin! He's so cute and innocent!
Person 2: FALSE. HE'S A TAEMAN. NOT INNOCENT ANYMORE FOO.
Taeman by DonghaeIsAFEESH January 5, 2013

themangokid 

A twitch streamer that plays whatever he feels like playing.
TheMangoKid played Brawlhala.
themangokid by thechilldylan November 25, 2020

Camel Toemance 

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
Camel Toemance by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"
"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)
Tolman by Constance Farder February 23, 2017