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A little girl wearing a pretty dress and ribbons in her hair.
Oh toetoe she heard her daddy saying she's the prettiest little girl in the world!
toetoe by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020
The real name and nature of girls from the Touhou universe
Remilia Scarlet is such a toe hoe.
toe hoe by kyuuketsukiryounin January 24, 2017
a boy who is always late to college and has a gambling problem.
arran u could be a p.a
toetoe by tom March 13, 2005
In colonial times, families grew their own flax to make into fabric for clothing. Transforming the flax into thread was a complicated, involved process with many time-consuming steps. After the flax was harvested, it was soaked in water for several days to soften it so the inner fibers could be removed from the stalk. To separate the long, thin fibers from the shorter, coarser ones, the flax was pulled through a bed of nails or combed in a process called "towing." The shorter fibers that were extricated were of a lesser quality and were called "tow." This led to the term "towheads" to describe people, particularly children, whose hair resembled these strands.
As a child, you were such a toehead!
toehead by AbbyB October 30, 2010

Louisiana toehole 

Fingering a girl with your big-toe.
"Dude did you give Chasity the Louisiana toehole last night?"

"Yeah man my big toe almost got stuck!"
Louisiana toehole by Samuel Sanudo October 12, 2014
A fantard of the bullet hell series Touhou, is extremely loyal to the Touhou series and will insult anyone who dares to dislike Touhou. Looks at A LOT OF FUCKING fan art and praises the series like it's a fucking shiny diamond holy grail. May fap to R34 of Touhou. They talk about Touhou a lot and it gets on people's nerves, even those who like the series but don't want to hear it being spread everywhere. If you question them about how they paste it everywhere and how they insult people because they don't like the series, they will go apeshit on you. Then they say they'll never be friends with you again. Then, they go bitch about it to all the other Touhoes. And the Touhoe you pissed off will most likely hold a grudge against you. If they go bitch about you on the forums, they'll be banned (serves them assholes right). Claims to have played and finished every single Touhou game sometimes when in reality, the first Touhou game is so fucking boring nobody is likely to finish it. THERE IS ALSO A LOT OF TOUHOU GAMES.
Touhoe 1: Flin dareeaaa scwarlet is liek 696969% tougher then chuk norrissss!!!!
Normal Touhou Fan: Please, stop spamming this stuff everywhere. Nobody even likes Chuck Norris jokes.
Touhoe 1: OMG YOU FUCKING DUMB BITCH UR GETTING BLOCKED!!!! FLANDRE WILL FCKING MURDER U AT NIGH BECAUS U SAID THT FUCKING ASSHOLE
Later...
Touhoe 1: lol lok at this dumb fucktrd who hates touhou
Touhoe 2, 3 and 4: HAHA U OWNED HIM
Later...
Touhoe 5: dud have u ever played touhou
Person: uh, no?
Touhoe 5: try it out it like the bst game eva!!!
Later...
Person: I didn't like it. Not because it was hard, but for other reasons.
Touhoe 5: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!! BLOCKED
Touhoe 5 goes to Touhou forum and shows it to people on the forum

Normal Touhou Fan 1: Get out
Normal Touhou Fan 2: ur a baka
Touhou Forum Moderator: You're getting banned!
Touhoe 5 after getting banned: HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDS THEY DON'T EVEN LOVE TOUHOU THEY'RE JUST PRETENDING FUCK THESE PEOPLE
Touhoe 5 shows what happened to the other Touhoes
All of the Touhoes: wow u owned those fuckin' faggots, they will die irl
Touhoe by Ryouu May 13, 2013