Touhoe

A fantard of the bullet hell series Touhou, is extremely loyal to the Touhou series and will insult anyone who dares to dislike Touhou. Looks at A LOT OF FUCKING fan art and praises the series like it's a fucking shiny diamond holy grail. May fap to R34 of Touhou. They talk about Touhou a lot and it gets on people's nerves, even those who like the series but don't want to hear it being spread everywhere. If you question them about how they paste it everywhere and how they insult people because they don't like the series, they will go apeshit on you. Then they say they'll never be friends with you again. Then, they go bitch about it to all the other Touhoes. And the Touhoe you pissed off will most likely hold a grudge against you. If they go bitch about you on the forums, they'll be banned (serves them assholes right). Claims to have played and finished every single Touhou game sometimes when in reality, the first Touhou game is so fucking boring nobody is likely to finish it. THERE IS ALSO A LOT OF TOUHOU GAMES.

Touhoe 1: Flin dareeaaa scwarlet is liek 696969% tougher then chuk norrissss!!!!
Normal Touhou Fan: Please, stop spamming this stuff everywhere. Nobody even likes Chuck Norris jokes.
Touhoe 1: OMG YOU FUCKING DUMB BITCH UR GETTING BLOCKED!!!! FLANDRE WILL FCKING MURDER U AT NIGH BECAUS U SAID THT FUCKING ASSHOLE
Later...
Touhoe 1: lol lok at this dumb fucktrd who hates touhou
Touhoe 2, 3 and 4: HAHA U OWNED HIM
Later...
Touhoe 5: dud have u ever played touhou
Person: uh, no?
Touhoe 5: try it out it like the bst game eva!!!
Later...
Person: I didn't like it. Not because it was hard, but for other reasons.
Touhoe 5: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!! BLOCKED
Touhoe 5 goes to Touhou forum and shows it to people on the forum

Normal Touhou Fan 1: Get out
Normal Touhou Fan 2: ur a baka
Touhou Forum Moderator: You're getting banned!
Touhoe 5 after getting banned: HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDS THEY DON'T EVEN LOVE TOUHOU THEY'RE JUST PRETENDING FUCK THESE PEOPLE
Touhoe 5 shows what happened to the other Touhoes
All of the Touhoes: wow u owned those fuckin' faggots, they will die irl

Touhoe by Ryouu May 13, 2013

Touhou Project 

Touhou (Or, more spicifically, "The Touhou Project") is a game series originating from Japan. Over the course of 20 years, a total of 16 games have came out for the main series, as well as many spinoffs. The games in the main series are programed by one man (Who goes by the name of "ZUN"), who also does the music and the art for these games. One of the things that makes this series so popular and different from others is it's memes; there are a lot of them. This series was responsible for memes such as "Yukkuri Shiteitte ne!" (Litterally translating as "Take it easy!"), Necrofantasia/Black Midi, Bad Apple!!, U.N. Owen was her?, ⑨, September First (as well as the other "Month First" Memes), as well as countless others. Note the amount of Music Related memes, as this is another thing the series is famous for. The music, which is often said to be some of the best in Videogame history, is extremely famous. The most popular music tracks include the aforementioned Necrofantasia and U.N. Owen was her?, as well as The Beloved Tomboyish Girl, and Septite for a Dead Princess to name a few. Another thing that makes this series different is that, while it does have a nearly completely female cast, has little to no Lewd Fan Service of any kind. In fact, nearly every character has old-style oriental clothing (for instance, many of them wear a Kimono).

Person A: "Dang, that game looks sweet as hell, bro."
Person B: "Yeah! It is a Touhou Project game"
Person A: "Huh?"
Person B: "Here, I will show you!"

Touhou Project by Stevestapler1111 August 8, 2017

Touhou 

The Game that will FUCK YOU UP

Nobody has escaped from the game of Touhou. NOBODY

Touhou by ItsNoob August 24, 2016

Touhou Project 

(note: this is coming from a person that has never played any of the games but has read the wiki)
Touhou Project, simply referred to as Touhou, is a series of japanese danmaku games created by a single man that undergoes the name "Zun."

Tp put this to simpler terms: it's little girls shooting lasers at each other.

Gameplay
For the majority of the games this is the gameplay in a nutshell: Imagine looking up to see an anvil about to fall on you, and you "dodge" the anvil by going between the spaces between each individual atom. Yep, it's THAT HARD!

Music
Touhou's music is pretty much the the major reason behind it's large fanbase. Because of it's music, unholy abominations like Ronald McDonald Insanity and masterpieces like September First were born.
(honorable mentions: Bonkumiru, Weedumiru)

Characters
Q:Just how many characters are there? A: Enough to make Homestuck's cast look like a small village.

Fandom:
Er... do i really have to explain this part?

One of the most biggest fandoms is Touhou Project, a japanese bullet hell game.

Touhou Project by DJ Space Invader October 17, 2016

Touhou 

A series of danmaku shooting games made by one guy under the name ZUN. He is worshiped as a God on many image boards who view his work as some of the best shit ever.

Basically the game involves you flying around as a loli dodging bullets of many a color (blood red, royal blue, cum bubble white, etc.) while laying the beat down on other lolis who want to destroy you for their own personal gain. Usually.

Touhou is popular mainly because of the HUGE amount of fan works and shit other people put out for it, doujins, fan games, and even a trading card game. Tons of inside jokes revolve around the series and charicters and a lot of it is frowned upon outside the small circle of fans by people calling players and fans of the game "pedophiles" and "touhoutards" /a/ and /v/ boards on 4chan say they hate it but only because the majority of them suck nuts at it.

There is a Touhou Wiki and a deticated Touhou image board on Wakachan.

"I can't get past Touhou 8: Imperishable night stage 4 on easy guys." -typical /a/ poster.
"lulz, go back to tetris." -Typical /a/ troll. (Usually sucks at Touhou as well.)

Touhou by [DoA] Shunt October 31, 2007

Touhou 

A game created by zun, a game with mythical creatures aka Yōkais but the creatures appeared as cute girls that shoots spell cards and have other abilities. Reimu, the main character, the shrine maiden has to defeat them by throwing balls at them too along with talismans.

I love touhou music! They are so unique!
In touhou, Marisa defeated youmu with her bagua.

Touhou by Ghosthatche August 28, 2018

touhou themed blow job 

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass

Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.

touhou themed blow job by yung ass rupturer July 31, 2021