Tobaccy'd

due to a prior engagement, your hasty last minute request was not acquiesced because he/she has already put forth a 2 day notice for their permitted absence.

Victim: Hey, do you want to go to B-Dubz with us?

Perpetrator: Sorry, but I already made plans.

Victim: What! With who! Everyones going to be going to B-Dubz

Perpetrator: Someone invited me to a party.

Victim: Don't be such a dumbledick!

Perpetrator: I'm sorry but I made these plans 2 days ago.

Victim: Man.. I guess I got tobaccy'd again :(

by WideOpenSpaces January 28, 2010

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dry sack of tobaccy

A bitter old man, often a shut-in or hermit, who discourages visitors or human contact of any type. The phrase originated in the pioneer days of the American west where tobacco in general was scarce, and what little could be found was old, dry and crumbly. Older bear hunters in the mountains who kept mainly to themselves were notorious for ardently smoking whatever tobacco they could lay their hands on and adamantly protecting their tobacco stores and their privacy with a rifle from their small cabins in the woods. Nowadays the phrase has come to encompass any older man who avoids company and threatens those who infringe upon their privacy. A common figure, especially in kids movies from the late 80s and early 90s, in real life, a regular old dry sack of tobaccy is not concealing a warm heart and a peaceful resolution with the gang of kids who runs amok on the town, and his dog is not secretly a lovably large pet, but trained to attack those who venture upon his property. It is recommended that one avoids people such as this as they are typically not misunderstood and ignored members of society, but actually just bitter, cruel, and violent old men.

Old man Jones is a regular old dry sack of tobaccy. Did you hear that he nearly shot the Harris kid when he tried to get his baseball back from old man Jones's yard?

by niacinamide March 26, 2011

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Tobacco Industry Denormalization

(verb) (TID) brings people together to take the blame off the peeps and to fight the tobacco industry. Not to be confused by the acronym TD (tilted down) as used in popular pinball culture. It is a strategy to tell people how the tobacco industry is illegitimate and is a cause of death and disease.

-Hey Ted, let's support Freeze the Industry!
- But Bart, I don't want to harass people.

- No, you dingbat! It's about fighting the Industry, Tobacco Industry Denormalization!
- Ahh okay, let's drop it like it's hot - TID style!

by TeamAwesome09 April 12, 2015

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