tobaccy 

Chewing tobacco.

"No tobaccy please."
-me

tobaccy by Dave April 1, 2004

tobaccy wacky 

While masturbating, you use your dip spit as a lubricant.

I'm about to go do a tobaccy wacky.

tobaccy wacky by chawfest2010 February 4, 2010

Tobaccy'd 

due to a prior engagement, your hasty last minute request was not acquiesced because he/she has already put forth a 2 day notice for their permitted absence.

Victim: Hey, do you want to go to B-Dubz with us?

Perpetrator: Sorry, but I already made plans.

Victim: What! With who! Everyones going to be going to B-Dubz

Perpetrator: Someone invited me to a party.

Victim: Don't be such a dumbledick!

Perpetrator: I'm sorry but I made these plans 2 days ago.

Victim: Man.. I guess I got tobaccy'd again :(

Tobaccy'd by WideOpenSpaces January 28, 2010

Wacky Tobaccy 

Another term for marijuana. Mmmm.... kay?

"Hee-hee, wacky tobaccy sounds stupid ^_____^"

Wacky Tobaccy by pinky_pseudonym April 13, 2004

wacky tobaccy juice 

Cannabis grinded down in a blender and somesort of fruit juice added to it.

"mmmmm this wacky tobaccy juice has a reeeeal kick to it conor and paul!"
"What the fuck matt?"

wacky tobaccy juice by matt ashton September 20, 2006

whacky tobaccy 

Street slang for marijuana. Also known as high-quality dosure and hippie lettuce.

Yeah, Nick and Tim just smoked the whacky tobaccy in the truck.

whacky tobaccy by Ebola February 22, 2003

dry sack of tobaccy 

A bitter old man, often a shut-in or hermit, who discourages visitors or human contact of any type. The phrase originated in the pioneer days of the American west where tobacco in general was scarce, and what little could be found was old, dry and crumbly. Older bear hunters in the mountains who kept mainly to themselves were notorious for ardently smoking whatever tobacco they could lay their hands on and adamantly protecting their tobacco stores and their privacy with a rifle from their small cabins in the woods. Nowadays the phrase has come to encompass any older man who avoids company and threatens those who infringe upon their privacy. A common figure, especially in kids movies from the late 80s and early 90s, in real life, a regular old dry sack of tobaccy is not concealing a warm heart and a peaceful resolution with the gang of kids who runs amok on the town, and his dog is not secretly a lovably large pet, but trained to attack those who venture upon his property. It is recommended that one avoids people such as this as they are typically not misunderstood and ignored members of society, but actually just bitter, cruel, and violent old men.

Old man Jones is a regular old dry sack of tobaccy. Did you hear that he nearly shot the Harris kid when he tried to get his baseball back from old man Jones's yard?

dry sack of tobaccy by niacinamide March 26, 2011