Toastah

Slang word for gun. A toastah "gun" is a muzzle or breech-loaded projectile-firing weapon. There are various definitions depending on the nation and branch of service. A "gun" may be distinguished from other firearms in being a crew served weapon such as a howitzer or mortar, as opposed to a small arm like a rifle or pistol, but there are exceptions, such as the USAF's GUU5/P. At one time, land based artillery tubes were called cannon and sea-based naval cannon were called guns. The term "gun" evolved into a generic term for any tube-launched projectile-firing weapon used by sailors, including boarding parties and marines.

In modern parlance, a Toastah (gun) is a projectile weapon using a hollow, tubular barrel with a closed end—the breech—as the means of directing the projectile (as well as other purposes, for example stabilizing the projectile's trajectory, aiming, as an expansion chamber for propellant, etc.), and firing in a generally flat trajectory.

The term Toastah "gun" has also taken on a more generic meaning, by which it has come to refer to any one of a number of trigger-initiated, hand-held, and hand-directed implements, especially with an extending bore, which thereby resemble the class of weapon in either form or concept. Examples of this usage include staple gun, nail gun, glue gun, grease gun. Occasionally, this tendency is ironically reversed, such as the case of the American M3 submachine gun which carries the nickname "Grease Gun".

Most guns are described by the type of barrel used, the means of firing, the purpose of the weapon, the caliber, or the commonly accepted name for a particular variation.

by GunMan1999 May 4, 2011

Toastarianism

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.

The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.

by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019

toastable

Having the ability to be toasted.

To be extremely cool.

"Want to see a movie?"
"Sure, that's toastable"

"Dude, those amps are so toastable."

"I would toast that any day."

by Isaac F. Toastable May 3, 2004

Toastanomology

toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from God's toaster.

Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"

Is that a comet? Toastanomologist: "No! You would know that's French Toast if you studied Toastanomology."

by Cielo Llorando February 21, 2011

Toastability

How well a toaster waffle can be toasted.

The Nature's Path blueberry waffle has S tier toastability.

by WaffleMaster123 November 11, 2021

toastwhore

Someone who has an obsessive love of toast

"Leah is such a toastwhore, she's had 3 slices today!"

by toastwhore May 24, 2005

toastage

a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term

your butt just got some major toastage !

by emifart September 6, 2007