a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term

your butt just got some major toastage !
by emifart August 29, 2007
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The first toast with a new toaster.
We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.
by poopdag January 26, 2012
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