Toast tits

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.

More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)

Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.

Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.

Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!

Toast tits by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016

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Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

Tits On Toast by Al Peterson August 30, 2005

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Toast tits • Tits On Toast • Toast • toast face • toast sweat • Toast Chee • toast-coital • Toast Fucking • Toast Master • toast roast

Tits on toast

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.

"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"

Tits on toast by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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