Definitions by pollyanna-istanbul

Tarking 

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.

This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!

Tarking by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010

Tits on toast 

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.

"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"

Tits on toast by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009