Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.
This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!
by pollyanna-istanbul December 02, 2010
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Tits on toast

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.
"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"
by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009
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