When someone calls shotgun, show them the power of Shotgun to the MAX.
Applies in all cases that shotgun could be used but trumps it due to judicious usage of to the MAX.
No need to be quick, but you must be prepared to back it up with physical violence and/or uncomfortable personal contact.
Shotgun
I already called it
When?
Just now, Shotgun to the MAX
WTF??!!
You heard me
Fuck off, I'm not paying that
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch
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Established In The Year 2006 By The Noble Sir Shev, In Order To Vanquish His Most Hated Of Foes The Lord Shmatt
A Challenge Is Set Or Gauntlet Thrown Down By A Gentleman Of Sorts To A Worthy Adversary
One Must Get Between 2 Unrelated Wikipedia Articles By Clicking Only On Internal Links And The Random Article Button In The Least Number Of Clicks Possible
It Is Highly Prohibited To Search The Latter Article Via The Search Bar
shotgun-to-the-face challenge is as follows
Shev: I Say Shmatt I Would Wager That You Sir Cannot Get From The Article Cheese To Bill Gates In 5 Clicks Or Less Throws Gauntlet Down
a millitary stratagy thats good in any situation, espaecially killing Griff. THe term originated in the popular webshow Red Vs. Blue by RoosterTeeth or Cockbite.
Sarge- time to use shotgun to the face. *shoots Griff*
Griff- IM starting to beleive shotgun to the face isnt a real military stratigy.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.