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Ass-to-box 

Whole having sex with a woman anally you enter her vagina without cleaning your pecker.
Dude it was crazy! Yosh was slamming this pig and went ass-to-box!!
Ass-to-box by ATBMan January 31, 2022

Box-to-box midfielder 

A football player whose natural position is in the midfield, but who runs a lot and can also help with the attack and defense if the situation demands it.
The best example of a box-to-box midfielder is Fede Valverde. He usually plays at central midfield but he can also score banger long distance goals and his secondary position is right back. He is one of the most complete footballers in the world.

Talkin to the box 

When people go to a fast food restaurant drive-in and ask for specials..no tomato,hold the bun leave the lettuce,not too much..etc etc. All the time holding up the entire line.
That dude is just "talkin to the box" where does he think he's eating Red Lobster?
Talkin to the box by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

All the tools and no box to carry them in. 

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.
Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.
When a person has performed oral sex on a women and gets nothing in return, then gets asked to leave.
Nick- Yo Deets you take that chick home last night

Deets- uhhhh yeah........

Nick- Hell yeah man ur a boss. you fuck her?

Deets- no man... i gave a to go box

Nick- Dude.................................
to go box by Togoboxgiver69 October 21, 2011

take it to the box 

when you have a criminal case pending, and instead of making a plea deal with the prosecutor, you take your chances by going all the way to trial.
guy: man they offered me 3 years.
girl: are you going to take it?
guy: naw, imma take it to the box
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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