To Bed

To fuck.

To bed, Mark must bed Jenny.

by ToBedIsToBe June 16, 2014

to bed someone

To lay them down by the fire. To make sweet passionate love to someone. Or if a female beds another female, to 69 for hours before the BDSM starts. Good for couples to try

"I'd love to bed someone. Especially that Rebecca girl!"
Emily: Stacy I really want to bed someone

Stacy: I'll get the whips!!

Raquel: hunny I love you... But I really want to bed someone. A girl preferred
James: that's fine but you have to let me watch

by Um🏈freak June 26, 2014

to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).

“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”

by sorrower July 9, 2023

Grandma's gone to bed

An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.

Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.

by helyllefilten July 14, 2016

Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

by Teenager16 April 12, 2021

Go To Bed

shut up. go home. get out. go away.
a remark used after a stupid statment.

Example 1.
*in class*
person 1: hey check my new belt out.
person 2: go to bedddd.

Example 2. henry

by Walish Brooks January 14, 2008

go to bed bro

A term usually exchanged between gamers who are Cat-Assing late at night, when it is said it often starts an unofficial and unspoken competition, the goal of which is to stay up as late as possible.

Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....

Gamer 1:Uggh, i'm so tired.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.

Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.

by the man who laughs April 27, 2012