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to wife out 

To bail on any form of entertainment with your friends due to obligations to the wife. The person who falls victim to this accusation is whipped in this particular instance, and therefore the phrase "wifed out" can be used to taunt said person.
Joe's not going to make it to bowling tonight; he wifed out. (past tense version of "to wife out")
to wife out by Thomas Allen December 26, 2008

To Wife It 

To go somewhere with your wife.
Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.
To Wife It by Big Man Mac January 21, 2008

You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

Tied to your wife's apron strings 

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.
Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

wife to be 

noun: wife to be

is an insult aimed at women/girls it is what is a derogatory term it means that the girl is "in the bag" as in she is a sure bet and she is easly yours. she is whipped

it can also mean the girl is untouchable as if she were married normaly untouchable because she is so ugly.

spellings: wyfe 2 b, wife to be
oi b*tch, you wife to be
wife to be by poomplexking July 2, 2010

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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