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to wife out
To bail on any form of entertainment with your friends due to obligations to the wife. The person who falls victim to this accusation is whipped in this particular instance, and therefore the phrase "wifed out" can be used to taunt said person.
to wife out by Thomas Allen December 26, 2008
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To Wife It
Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.
To Wife It by Big Man Mac January 21, 2008
You don't talk to ma wife like dat
A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:
1)male
2)white
3)weak
4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
1)male
2)white
3)weak
4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"
Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
You don't talk to ma wife like dat by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011
Tied to your wife's apron strings
Tied to your wife's apron strings by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018
wife to be
noun: wife to be
is an insult aimed at women/girls it is what is a derogatory term it means that the girl is "in the bag" as in she is a sure bet and she is easly yours. she is whipped
it can also mean the girl is untouchable as if she were married normaly untouchable because she is so ugly.
spellings: wyfe 2 b, wife to be
is an insult aimed at women/girls it is what is a derogatory term it means that the girl is "in the bag" as in she is a sure bet and she is easly yours. she is whipped
it can also mean the girl is untouchable as if she were married normaly untouchable because she is so ugly.
spellings: wyfe 2 b, wife to be
wife to be by poomplexking July 2, 2010
legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed
Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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