3 definitions by smarmy

To Wife

To wife: (V) The act of one person in a relationship making it real.

"You guys only went on one date and she's already trying to wife you?"

by smarmy August 17, 2007

Flyover Loaded

A person who is extremely wealthy compared to people living in states located geographically between CA/OR/WA & ME/VT/NY/PA/MA/DE/NC/SC/FL/MD, or the "flyover" states.

When she moved from Michigan her parents bought her a brand new car. It's just a Honda, they're Flyover Loaded.

by smarmy March 20, 2009

Five Guys

A subtle reference to a girl who is perfect, a 10, a mythical unicorn.

This party is the pits, but did you see that Five Guys?

by smarmy May 9, 2008