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how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb 

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.
You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker 

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker?
1000.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop 

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*
It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption 

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption