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Tjaard is the only guy who would successfully survive all levels of the backrooms.
He also is madly in love with guys who make grown man piss their pants.
Maybe he is gay … but Megan Fox will always be an option.
He will grow up to be the better version of Elon Musk and then die because he tried to take out his freshly made toast out of the toaster by using a fork.

Tjaard is a picky eater, his friends often use that to pick on him (haha, picky-pick… got it ? Pick?).
Tjaard by schaburski June 19, 2022
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It's not a big deal for a person called 'Tjard' to show his emotions. He's very sensitive most of the time. But don't think this is a weakness! The worst thing you can do is arguing with him. Although he is a very intelligent person, there will be many (and believe me, really many) irrational arguments. So be careful!

Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.

After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!

PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.
His name is Tjard. Tjard is a nice person.
tjard by Dr. Meinhart Erschwanz January 5, 2017
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Taardvark 

Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark.
Taardvark by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
A man how is very good with his spear ;)
Oh that man last night used his spear so deftly... he must be a Tjeard
tjeard by MrNickBigDick April 8, 2021
This name derives from the Ancient Germanic name “Þeodoard and Dietwar”, composed of two elements: “*þeudō” (a people, a nation) plus “*warduz” (guard, defend, protect). In turn the name means “the guard of the people, people watching”.
That guy is a Tjaart.
Tjaart by The monket November 22, 2021
Shane is such a Tjaart
tjaart by Shozalosa October 21, 2021
Tjaart is a useless person, usually big and blonde, and is 99% of the time a big doos.
Pieter is always such a big Tjaart
Tjaart by bloubal69 November 22, 2021