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Tittynus 

tittynus .

noun, ti-ti-nus
• a sexually transmitted disease caused by being a lesbian, attracted to women, touching of the titties

Symptoms may include: extreme cases of simping, having whole body spams, and exhibiting strange boi behaviour.
Credits: ĉ̴̽o ͑́c̵̐̉k̵̀͂ (Discord)
Person 1: "Man he's being weird, he keeps spazzing out, and he's been simping over Michelle for ages"
Person 2: "You never know, he may have Tittynus
Tittynus by @Debatable August 21, 2020

Titteous 

A phrase used to denote a woman who is, mostly, tits. This term is mostly reserved for use with tits that hang excessively and in most cases swing while in motion.
Whoa? She could tuck those into her shorts! Why, that woman is titteous.
Titteous by Syeed. May 29, 2010

tittious 

A disturbing, unsettling, disshapely, hideous pair of tits/boobs/jugs/breasts.
I was expecting better, but when the shirt came off it was tittious!!!
tittious by Anthony and Leah July 1, 2007

Tittious 

1. Having very large breasts.
Wow, she's one tittious girl!
Tittious by Shivvikins October 11, 2009

Tittypussyassattack 

When your freaking out over something
Girl 1 : OMFG AHHH UGH

Girl2 : Stop having such a tittypussyassattack bro. O.o

Tittypussy 

When one nostril is clogged but the other isn’t.
Man, I’ve been dealing with Tittypussy for almost a week!

My mom died of Tittypussy. Stay safe bro.
Tittypussy by Gay person (not cap) November 11, 2021
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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