Titspert 

A male who is an expert at stimulation and pleasuring of female tits.

Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.

He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.

Titspert by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

Titsperger's Syndrome by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

Titsperger's syndrome

Someone who is fixated on big female breast. An unofficial subcatagory of Asperger's Syndrome

Dude when Brad goes to a strip club he looks like he has Titsperger's syndrome cause he becomes transfixed on their tits.

Titsperger's syndrome by Charlie Badass July 1, 2022

Titspervert 

Description: A desperate, lonely middle-aged man who becomes aroused whilst listening in on private conversations between uninterested local females at the pub.
Typical habitat: The Titspervert will attempt unsuccessfully to join a private conversation between much younger females at the local pub. This results in aggression and verbal abuse from said females, although this is not always a successful deterrant (see below).
Behaviour: Generally irritating, the titspervert will attempt to gain the attention of surrounding females by offering drinks repeatedly, depite constant knock-backs and, eventually, torrents of verbal abuse.
Can also be seen circling the pool table in a far-too-tight T-shirt, displaying foul man-boobs, beer-gut and bald spot in an attempt to attract women young enough to be his daughter. Titspervert does not appear to realise that this is likely to induce vomiting in said females.

Titspervert:"Evening ladies, I noticed some accidental breast fondling going on over here. Can I buy you all a drink (so I can sit at your table and oggle your ample mamories)?"
Local girls: "FUCK OFF, TITSPERVERT!"

Titspervert by lol =D December 1, 2007

titsperfect

it essentialy means that the subject you are talking about is as perfect as a nice set of tits.

Dude this game is so titsperfect I dont even need to wack off today

titsperfect by serebrus June 3, 2009