Titi Monster

a person who looks after his people and is always aware of his and his peoples surroundings.. usually someone you'd always want around.

damn everyone is such a Debbie Downer here, where is Titi Monster when we need him.

Titi Monster by SwiTchxTiti April 2, 2011

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titmonster

Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.

Yea this girl I hooked up with last night was such a titmonster and I did not complain one bit.

titmonster by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010

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titmonster

One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.

Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.

titmonster by Jah know. January 26, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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