Tierection

A tie knot tied so tightly it points outward from the shirt collar, forming a semi-erection.

Look at that guy's tie, he's got a tierection!

Tierection by da'man'09 April 27, 2009

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tirention

A word describing a conversation in which one person isn't paying attention through tiredness.

Verb - To tirente

"I'm gonna go throw myself off a cliff"
"Thats nice, send me a postcard"
"You are in tirention aren't you?"
"Just a bit"

tirention by "Jonesy" February 12, 2006

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Terrection

Due to increased adrenaline from being frightened, a surprise stiffening occurs in the pants.

"Dude, don't scare me like that again, you just gave me a terrection!"

"When the girl jumped out in the movie, I totally popped a terrection. It was so embarrassing!"

Terrection by Jipped January 26, 2015

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Titfection

When her boobs are perfect size and shape

Guy 1: Bro she had thee perfect rack
Guy 2: so your saying she hit titfection

Titfection by Cooterpoluter69 September 9, 2021

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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