Tierection

A tie knot tied so tightly it points outward from the shirt collar, forming a semi-erection.

Look at that guy's tie, he's got a tierection!

by da'man'09 April 27, 2009

tirention

A word describing a conversation in which one person isn't paying attention through tiredness.

Verb - To tirente

"I'm gonna go throw myself off a cliff"
"Thats nice, send me a postcard"
"You are in tirention aren't you?"
"Just a bit"

by "Jonesy" February 12, 2006

Terrection

Due to increased adrenaline from being frightened, a surprise stiffening occurs in the pants.

"Dude, don't scare me like that again, you just gave me a terrection!"

"When the girl jumped out in the movie, I totally popped a terrection. It was so embarrassing!"

by Jipped January 26, 2015

Titfection

When her boobs are perfect size and shape

Guy 1: Bro she had thee perfect rack
Guy 2: so your saying she hit titfection

by Cooterpoluter69 September 9, 2021