titdiot 

An ignorant, large breasted woman.

She's stupid. A real titdiot!

titdiot by e109 January 28, 2009

Titdiot 

1. A male who has no ability to assess the size, shape or quality of a female breast, They are also completely ignorant of and misuse phrases related to breasts.

2. A male who completely ignores the sensual value of a woman's breasts during lovemaking.

1. Adam: Whoa! Those gal's bosoms are so freakin' not real!

John: Dude! That's a fat guy. You're such a titdiot!

2.

Him: so...ready for some MANicotti?
Her: There's more to my body than that! You're such a titdiot. Good night.

Titdiot by HaHaHaguy February 21, 2010

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013

tittiot 

Someone who is absolutely craaaaazzzy about the female breast.

Mardi Gras is a great place for tittiots...so long as they have lots of beads.

tittiot by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 24, 2006

titiot 

Any person who loses rational thinking capabilities in the presence of breasts (bare or otherwise)

When I take my friend to the gentleman's club, he becomes a total titiot.

titiot by ChantryKnight May 17, 2015

titdirt 

when u get dirt all over ur tits

son:dad is that a mickey mouse t shirt?
dad:thats not mickey mouse that's just titdirt!

titdirt by macaroni salad January 30, 2009

Tittiot 

Basic bitch.

Might get lucky tonight, lot of Tittiots here!

Tittiot by CheetahRoberts January 22, 2022