2 definitions by macaroni salad

titdirt

when u get dirt all over ur tits

son:dad is that a mickey mouse t shirt?
dad:thats not mickey mouse that's just titdirt!

by macaroni salad January 30, 2009

piss-pirate

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.

Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate

by macaroni salad January 30, 2009