Tinker Tonk

A skilled gamer with varying degrees of madness. Usually a term used when trying to describe someone who is a combination of Caboose and Brak. Anything goes with this off-the-wall player. Buckle Up.

Tom : "What do you think is the main reason kids today hate school so much?"

John : "The goalposts on a football field make shadows."

Tom : "You are such a Tinker Tonk."

Tinker Tonk by Cryptic Falcon December 9, 2008

tinkey tonkey 

another word for urinating ; or used when calling someone a tinkey tonkeyhead

1) hold on you guys I have to go tinkey tonkey
2) shut up you tinkey tonkey head

tinkey tonkey by J Laa July 11, 2006

tinkertonk 

to get on board with a crazy plan, generally used with teenagers who work in a chinese or costa

por ejemplo ' wink wonk all aboard the tinkertonk' said Ronny the chinese shop receptionist to Ella the coffee machine

tinkertonk by girthus May 3, 2019

tonker 

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

tonker by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006

tonker toy 

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

tonker toy by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Tonker Bong 

a bad ass bitch

jessica is a total tonker bong

Tonker Bong by gorlssss February 11, 2019

swonke tonker 

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

swonke tonker by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014