A-tina A-tallah

a) hater who listens to classical music at the bars, "stands out" just to do so, hyper-sensitive, controlling, and has teeth in her vag

b) straight bitch

Peter: Hey man, did you catch that hooker's number in the stall?

Ryan: Yeah!
one seven six five
four one three
nine five three three.... wait, that's my girl's number!

Peter: What a whore bro, daaammnnn...

Ryan: Oh well, c'est la vie amigo, A-tina A-tallah!

by PurduePete! June 7, 2011

Pulled a Tina

To take a fist in the ass while her husband gives her 3 minutes of horrible sex

Oh she pulled a tina !

by Boss hockey April 11, 2016

Pulled a Tina

When you do an obstacle race and everyone thinks you’ll suck but you end up beasting it.

I thought Mandee would be the weakest link on our team but she pulled a Tina.

by Tdupuis419 May 27, 2018

Pull a Tina

Burning your house down while cooking food.

"I'm going to go cook food!"
"Let's hope you won't pull a Tina.."

by koolaidmannadi May 14, 2021

fag-a-tina

The feminine version of the derogatory term, “fag”

Elizabeth you are such a fag-a-tina!

by Poopybuttface123 December 7, 2021

Tina Arbone

A 40 year old women who finds pleasure in beefing with literal children. She thinks she's smoking hot shit but really she is just a fat piece of horse shit. She's bigger than Augustus Gloop. She thinks she can run a girl Scout troop without being cooked by a bunch of teenage girls who hate her. She tried to take us to Lancaster to meet the Amish but they all thought we were kidnapped by Megamind. She tried to take us on a cruise in the middle of the ocean and wouldn't leave us alone,she stalked us like she was the next Middle Aged predator. She tries to be inclusive but likes to call girls her browbies. What the fuck? She's the first to look at you and say your shirt is too short but she just is mad she can't fit in kids clothes anymore. Talk about HUGE. She left the troop then got mad we didn't give her money she was literally stealing from us. The only reason her daughter sold over 1,000 boxes of cookies every season was because she bought and ate them all.

Girl 1: My name is Tina Arbone and I'm America's next Top 100 Child Predator!

Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by anonymous April 8, 2025

Tina tummy ache

stomach ache due to being too nauseous

after dropin acid u getta littltle tina tummy ache. As if one were to smoke too much potpourri and get a stomach ache

by munoz2870 March 10, 2013